4. Marisa Miller
3. Candice Swanepoel
2. Adriana Lima
1. Alessandra Ambrosio
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Top 5 Food on Sticks
5. Twinkie on a stick
4. Cheesecake on a stick
3. Corndog
2. Shish Kabob
1. Cheese burger on a stick
4. Cheesecake on a stick
3. Corndog
2. Shish Kabob
1. Cheese burger on a stick
Top 5 Adult Cartoons
5. Beavis and Butthead
Americans love retards and stoners and these two are just that. So why are they number 5 on our list? Well . . . I'm saving adult swim cartoons for another post and the other 4 will make up for this.
Seth MacFarlane has got the family cartoon formula down. No show does pedophile humor as well as Family Guy and it gives South Park a run for its money for handicapped people humor. Favorite episodes include Da boom (S2: E3), Patriot Games (S4: E20), and Death has a Shadow (S1: E1).
1. Simpsons
At number one is the Simpsons, the granddaddy of them all. Running for 21 seasons, the Simpsons has set the bar for every other cartoon you see on the list. There are too many quality episodes to name and my a.d.d. is kicking in . . .
Americans love retards and stoners and these two are just that. So why are they number 5 on our list? Well . . . I'm saving adult swim cartoons for another post and the other 4 will make up for this.
4. South Park
Matt Stone and Trey Parker's brainchild kicked the censors in the balls and also produced some great episodes. Characters include the fat and evil Cartman, a singing piece of poo, a pair of mentally handicapped children, and a transgendered teacher. The top episodes include Cartman joins Nambla (S4: E6), Scott Tenorman must Die (S5: E5), and Trapped in the Closet (S9: E12).
3. Family Guy
Dumb and lazy dad, check
Hot milfy wife, check
Evil baby, check
2. Futurama
Futurama is about a delivery boy Fry, who gets frozen and reawakes 1000 years later. This show offers great social commentary, funny subplots, and real substance underneath the humor. Top episodes include The Why of Fry (S5: E8), Anthology of Interest I (S2: E20), and The Luck of the Fryrish (S3: E4).
At number one is the Simpsons, the granddaddy of them all. Running for 21 seasons, the Simpsons has set the bar for every other cartoon you see on the list. There are too many quality episodes to name and my a.d.d. is kicking in . . .
Top 5 Badass Movies
5. Pulp Fiction
Boxers, Hitmen, an oding Uma Thurman, this film had it all. This film also had Samuel Jackson at the top of his game and giving speeches that would make you want to eat raw meat, bench press your friend's overweight mom, and light things on fire. This film also had great acting, great characters, and an interweaving plot that comes together at the end.
4. Rambo
John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has some sweet war flashbacks and kills a bunch of cops. Is this what black men fantasize about? Anyways there are machine guns, rocket launchers, flame throwers, and the infamous Rambo knife. Getting stabbed would suck, but getting decapitated by the Rambo knife would at least be a good story for the grandkids.
3. Boondock Saints
What's not to love, gunfights, fat men getting killed by toilet seats, and more motherfucking gunfights. Sure there is a scene with William Macy in drag almost giving head to a baddie, but . . . did I mention that there was a bunch of really sweet gunfights?
2. Office Space
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston) is a disgruntled computer programmer who after a psychotherapy session breaks free from the man. After an epic copy machine beat down and a multi million dollar scam, Peter ends up getting to bang Jennifer Aniston.
1. Gladiator
Maximus (Russell Crowe) is a Roman general who is appointed the leader of the Roman Empire over Commodus, the emperor's son. Maximus narrowly escapes death, but is sold as a gladiator slave. There he works himself up killing men and animals until he exacts revenge on the man that betrayed him.
Boxers, Hitmen, an oding Uma Thurman, this film had it all. This film also had Samuel Jackson at the top of his game and giving speeches that would make you want to eat raw meat, bench press your friend's overweight mom, and light things on fire. This film also had great acting, great characters, and an interweaving plot that comes together at the end.
4. Rambo
John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has some sweet war flashbacks and kills a bunch of cops. Is this what black men fantasize about? Anyways there are machine guns, rocket launchers, flame throwers, and the infamous Rambo knife. Getting stabbed would suck, but getting decapitated by the Rambo knife would at least be a good story for the grandkids.
3. Boondock Saints
What's not to love, gunfights, fat men getting killed by toilet seats, and more motherfucking gunfights. Sure there is a scene with William Macy in drag almost giving head to a baddie, but . . . did I mention that there was a bunch of really sweet gunfights?
2. Office Space
Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston) is a disgruntled computer programmer who after a psychotherapy session breaks free from the man. After an epic copy machine beat down and a multi million dollar scam, Peter ends up getting to bang Jennifer Aniston.
1. Gladiator
Maximus (Russell Crowe) is a Roman general who is appointed the leader of the Roman Empire over Commodus, the emperor's son. Maximus narrowly escapes death, but is sold as a gladiator slave. There he works himself up killing men and animals until he exacts revenge on the man that betrayed him.
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